TERMITES – PICTURES AND INFORMATION

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

Hobbies ain’t any fun until they become a freaking obsession!

Need a good laugh? A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the
proverb. 

It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!

1. Don’t change horses……………..until they  stop running.

2. Strike while the……………………bug is  close.

3. It’s always dark just before………Daylight Saving  Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of ……..  termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but ……..  how?

6. Don’t bite the hand that ……….. looks  dirty.

7. No news  is……………………………….impossible.

8. A miss is  as good as a ………………………… Mr.

9. You can’t  teach an old dog new …………. math.

10. If you lie down  with dogs, you’ll ..stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust  ……………………………….. me.

12. The pen is  mightier than the ………………. pigs.

13. An idle mind  is…………………..the best way to relax.

14. Where  there’s smoke there’s ………….. pollution.

15. Happy the  bride who………………..gets all the presents.

16. A penny  saved is ………………..not much.

17. Two’s company,  three’s ………….. the Musketeers.

18. Don’t put off till  tomorrow what ……. you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the  whole world laughs with you, cry……. and you have to blow your  nose.

20. There are none so blind as ………..Stevie  Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not ……spanked or  grounded.

22. If at first you don’t succeed ……………. get  new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you  …….. see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind  lead the blind …………… get out of the way.

AND the  WINNER and last one!

25. Better late than  …………………pregnant.

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First Grade Logic
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class.
She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don’t change horses ……………………… until they stop running.
2. Strike while the . bug is close.
3. It’s always darkest before . Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of . termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but …. how ?
6. Don’t bite the hand that ……………….. looks dirty.
7. No news is…………………………………. impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ………………. Mr.
9. You can’t teach an old dog new ……… math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll .stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust …………………………. me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ………… pigs.
13. An idle mind is…………………………. the best way to relax.
14. Where there’s smoke there’s . pollution.
15. Happy the bride who…………………… gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ………. not much.
17. Two’s company, three’s ……….. the Musketeers
18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what …………. you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ….. you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as ………… Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not . spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don’t succeed . get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you . see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ……….. get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one:
25. Better late than……………………………… pregnant

Ace Mum – you ARE a star – so have one. Ta for the gigglies!

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1.

Don’t change horses

until they stop running.

2.

Strike while the

bug is close.

3.

It’s always darkest before

Daylight Saving Time.

4.

Never underestimate the power of

termites.

5.

You can lead a horse to water but

How?

6.

Don’t bite the hand that

looks dirty.

7.

No news is

impossible

8.

A miss is as good as a

Mr.

9.

You can’t teach an old dog new

Math

10.

If you lie down with dogs, you’ll

stink in the morning.

11.

Love all, trust

Me.

12.

The pen is mightier than the

pigs.

13.

An idle mind is

the best way to relax.

14.

Where there’s smoke there’s

pollution.

15.

Happy the bride who

gets all the presents.

16.

A penny saved is

not much.

17.

Two’s company, three’s

the Musketeers.

18.

Don’t put off till tomorrow what

you put on to go to bed.

19.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

You have to blow your nose.

20.

There are none so blind as

Stevie Wonder.

21.

Children should be seen and not

spanked or grounded.

22.

If at first you don’t succeed

get new batteries.

23.

You get out of something only what you

See in the picture on the box

24.

When the blind lead the blind

get out of the way.

25.

A bird in the hand

is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26.

Better late than

Pregnant

Thanks for the laugh. They are priceless!

done by first graders…6-year-olds!

Don’t change horses… …until they stop running.
Strike while the… …bug is close.
It’s always darkest before… …Daylight Saving Time.
Never underestimate the power of… …termites.
You can lead a horse to water but… …how?
Don’t bite the hand that… …looks dirty.
No news is… …impossible.
A miss is as good as a… …Mr.
You can’t teach an old dog new… …math.
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll… …stink in the morning.
Love all, trust… …me.
The pen is mightier than the… …pigs.
An idle mind is… …the best way to relax.
Where there’s smoke, there’s… …pollution.
Happy the bride who… …gets all the presents.
A penny saved is… …not much.
Two’s company, three’s… …the Musketeers.
Don’t put off till tomorrow what… …you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and… …you have to blow your nose.
There are none so blind as… …Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not… …spanked or grounded.
If at first you don’t succeed… …get new batteries.
You get out of something only what you… …see in the picture on the box.
When the blind lead the blind… …get out of the way.
Better late than… …pregnant.

Is this a question with a right or wrong answer? just joking! These are so real though, they don’t sound like a grownup trying to write kid jokes like so many kid jokes do. I love them.

I Need to do a presentation on termites. I want to include a comedic picture in there which picture is funnier? The one with pinocio bending over second from the top or the ones with the ants on the sinking ship?

http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/T/Termite.asp

boat one.

Title: Kids Proverbs

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom with the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a scream!

Teacher half: Kids half:
1. Don’t change horses ………………………….Until they stop
running.

2. Strike while the…………………………………bug is close.

3. It’s always darkest before…………….Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of……….Termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but….. …..How?

6. Don’t bite the hand that …. …… ………..Looks dirty.

7. No news is…………………………………..Impossible.

8 A miss is as good as a ………………………Mr.

9. You can’t teach an old dog new ………Math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll……stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust ……………………………… Me.

12. The pen is mightier than the …………pigs.

13. An idle mind is……………………………….the best way
to relax.

14. Where there’s smoke………………….. there’s pollution.

15. Happy the bride who ……………………gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is ………………………….Not much

17. Two’s company, three’s …………….. The Musketeers

18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what……..You put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and th e whole world laughs with you, cry and…….. You
have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ………………..Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not….Spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don’t succeed ……get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you………See in the picture on
the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind ………..Get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one!

25. Better late than………………………. ..Pregnant.

LOL that is soooo cute. My fave is number 24. kids say the darndest things

If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

In the great fire of London, in 1666, half of London was burnt down but only 6 people were injured.

Cats’ urine glows under a black light.

Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.

The first condoms were made of linen.

It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 2 CD’s!

A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to pavement.

Fingernails grow fastest on the hand you favor.

More people in China speak English than in the United States.

Up to the age of six or seven months a child can breathe and swallow at the same time. An adult cannot do this.

When you eat too much, your hearing becomes less sharp.

Sheryl Crow’s two front teeth are fake.

Females learn to talk earlier, use sentences earlier, and learn to read more quickly than male

awesome facts, i’ll sound great in the pub tonight!!!

We have a small plastic storage thing in our backyard, which is also a hill. our yard is a couple thousand square feet. well down the hill in the backyard, which is about a 12-15 foot hill, about 10 feet from the bottom of the hill there is the storage thing which held some wood. I noticed some termites there and want to make sure they haven’t spread to the foundation of our house or to the deck, which is also on top of the hill. what is the best method of getting rid of these dang termites? do you think that i possibly have termites on my deck and/or house? Do you think i need to call a professional? If so, what are your recommendations? Thanks in advance. All responses greatly appreciated.
IM hoping that they’re dampwoods. there is a wood source that i KNOW FOR SURE that they’re feasting on… its the wood inside the plastic shed. I have some pics of the outside… i don’t wanna take the wood out because i’m afraid the termites will go everywhere and spread like hell and also am freaked out about the termites. I saw some small white ones around them, and here is a picture of the outside of the plastic shed. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE PIC IS IN THE LINK BELOW:

still looking for more answers…

If you are a homeowner or want to buy one, get your home checked for termite. A yearly termite inspection in locations where these insects are known to be present is a smart move.A termite inspector is an expert who can locate these pests before they start destroying the wooden structures in your home.

http://www.askaquery.com/questiaon/Termites-at-Home.html

i found this small gray round bug in my room. ive seen it on the window sill before and i have no i dea what it is. i thought maybe a gnat larva but it jumps! i no its not a bedbug or a termite. i have a hamster i don’t know if that has something to do with it. i cant trap it and take a picture of it or send it to a lab. i found it on a piece of paper that was under my bed i live in north west ohio if that is any help. please try and see if you can find an answer. i have tried but haven’t found anything. thanx for answering!

Could it have been a silverfish?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish

Or maybe a springtail?

http://bugguide.net/node/view/166519/bgimage

I bought an American flag to display on holidays and I don’t know the proper way to do it. I live in an apartment without a balcony so I was going to either hang it out a window to let it blow in the wind or I was going to hang it in my large picture window in the front. I can’t drill holes in the outside of my building to put a flag pole, not because my landlord is unpatriotic, but because the building has had termite issues in the past.
Both of my brothers are Marines and my sister and I do contract work for various military contractors and I want to honor our military.
By the way, I’m a tree-hugging liberal and I love my country.

Stars go to the left if you are hanging it straight down (as seen from the outside)